This brings me to the point of my Muse. She, as I said, is locked up and gagged for most of the day, and, as you would imagine, this makes her a bit cross. So, she is off on a moment's notice, coming up with rhymes, alliterations, exaggerated descriptions, allegories, puns, similes, and what have you; she wastes no time in wasting my time with imaginative dribble. Thus, you can appreciate my need to give her a healthy, productive outlet.
She is comfortable with poetry, but I fear this familiarity is causing her to become blase in her attitude towards writing, so it's time to mix things up. So, fiction it is-- and this is the only rule to the blog. Subject matter depends entirely on the mood of the day, form will be manipulated to an absurd degree, length is not something I can even consider right now, and quality... well I won't vouch for quality, at least not yet. The goal for frequency is one post a week. We'll see how this goes.